No ya fool, they didn’t actually use a patient!   Jesus, you’re sicker than I am!  However, BritishPetroleum did come to me for a solution to their oil spill.  Well, not so much a spill, more of a constant torrent of thick black gold, which for some reason, the local wildlife are having a few problems with…  

So anyway, after a week on the lash, copious amounts of alcohol, and an intense three minute board meeting with myself, I’m confident that I have the solution to the oil crisis in the Gulf of Mexico.  Ploy’s one and two failed sadly.  I couldn’t find a Q Tip built for the job, and my air bag plan didn’t get off the drawing board!  But then, then, after a blinding flash of brilliance, and a swift visit to the potting shed, it came to me.  The answer – a 27ft tampon!

No, no there’s no need to thank me!

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