Comments on: Earwaxing Lyrical

By: Neil

Neil — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 15:52:40 +0000

I went to the doctors the other day, and I arrived with a rasher of bacon in one ear, a hard boiled egg in the other, and a chip up each nostril.
I said, “For God’s sake Doc, what’s wrong with me?”
He said, “You’re not eating properly!”

By: Neil

Neil — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 15:48:14 +0000

Listen mate, it’s people like you what cause unrest!

By: Bob Houlston

Bob Houlston — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 23:14:31 +0000

I went to see the doctor this morning. He said; “Mr Houlston, you have a most serious illness.” I said; “I want a second opinion.” “Alright, you’re ugly as well!”