Post Index

• 29/01/12: Fleecing unemployed drivers
• 22/01/12: Sea cones mate
• 16/01/12: Royal unblocked by NHS
• 08/01/12: Happy New Year from the management
• 11/12/11: Fondue or don’t (Part two)
• 06/12/11: Fondue or don’t (Part one)
• 28/11/11: Fraudian slip
• 22/11/11: Fukushima fly-tippers
• 13/11/11: 10 minutes by car – 3 days by bus (Part 2)
• 07/11/11: 10 minutes by car – 3 days by bus (Part 1)
• 30/10/11: The great euro debacle
• 24/10/11: Never drink water – fish copulate in it – fact
• 16/10/11: Olympic blames
• 10/10/11: Art for sport’s sake?
• 03/10/11: The wrong shape?
• 19/09/11: A dedicated follower of crap
• 11/09/11: Call that a side-effect!
• 05/09/11: You know when you just want a beer…
• 21/08/11: coulddowithashag.com
• 08/08/11: Tantivy & yoiks away – ya berks…
• 31/07/11: What a crock…
• 24/07/11: Tooth picks on wheels
• 17/07/11: Don’t open it – shred it
• 10/07/11: Oars, bores & pillocks with poles
• 03/07/11: BBC News24 Nonsense
• 03/07/11: Bipolar – Will Counselling Help? by Jen Froggatt (counselling-directory.org.uk)
• 26/06/11: Walking about a bit
• 22/06/11: You’ve never had it so good
• 13/06/11: I’m one and I don’t care who knows about it!
• 05/06/11: The Great Sock Infestation
• 29/05/11: Lard-arsesity – cure imminent: says Health Minister!
• 23/05/11: …and bollards to you madam!
• 16/05/11: Ray Mears is a lady-boy…says mother!
• 09/05/11: It’s been a funny old week…
• 18/04/11: New bipolar microwave treatment: Catherine’s fit for work in 5 days!
• 11/04/11: Pushmi-pullyu eats Dr Dolittle – says Sun!
• 04/04/11: So what’s wrong with flashing at Easter?
• 28/03/11: Filipino maids strike – Surbiton grinds to a halt!
• 21/03/11: WOT?
• 15/03/11: Watch out, watch out, there’s a smoke Nazi about!
• 07/03/11: Slap ‘em once a week & twice if they’ve done something wrong, I say!!!
• 28/02/11: “Global warming – It’s bollocks mate!” (Keats)
• 20/02/11: A Fir king nightmare…
• 13/02/11: BBC News24 The warped side vol II
• 31/01/11: “Mother Teresa never farted.” Says agent!
• 25/01/11: BBC News24 – The warped side
• 17/01/11: New i Phone valets Llamas
• 06/01/11: Three soldiers walk into a bar…
• 28/12/10: The Queen’s English?
• 22/12/10: God’s dandruff does it again…
• 17/12/10: That’s a bit stiff!
• 06/12/10: FIFA think it’s all over…
• 27/11/10: Broodmare alert!
• 20/11/10: “A sand bag!”
• 06/11/10: “Keep smiling through, like we always do.” Oh shut yer face!
• 18/10/10: Is it art? Only if you’re easily led me thinks…
• 06/10/10: If you want things quiet in a library, why stock volumes?
• 08/09/10: Crap in the garret
• 09/08/10: Man I need a break…
• 25/07/10: “I hear you knockin’, but you can’t come in…”
• 19/07/10: This just in… New ASBO tagging system imminent!
• 09/07/10: “Equal rights for narcoleptics, when do we want them, Zzzzzzz”
• 03/07/10: Beckham’s Doris to design new Range Rover
• 28/06/10: 4 – 1 – Hey, at least we didn’t get beaten on penalties!
• 22/06/10: BP spill plugged by mental patient
• 14/06/10: “Bee swarm affects England’s first game.” Says Fabio.
• 05/06/10: This just in…
• 29/05/10: Son of a beach hut!
• 15/05/10: Pablo ‘two coats – one afternoon’ Picasso
• 06/05/10: NEWSFLASH: Never trust people without earlobes.
• 29/04/10: It was working yesterday…
• 25/04/10: Does the Pope use Persil?
• 18/04/10: Smoke police pounce on volcano!
• 10/04/10: Now that’s what I call a Circle Line!
• 01/04/10: No smoke without Fuhrer (part II)
• 26/03/10: Pond life meets pond life…
• 20/03/10: Gas boys gas – oh bollocks it’s mud!
• 10/03/10: Earwaxing Lyrical
• 05/03/10: Letters from home part three
• 27/02/10: Letters from home – part two
• 19/02/10: Credit where credit is due
• 13/02/10: Krafty Bastards Vs The Cads
• 17/01/10: Memo: Virgin on the ridiculous – Talks Resume
• 10/01/10: Memo: Suicide Bomber’s Union and Affiliated Members
• 12/12/09: Tis the Season to be Jolly – Hmmm.
• 28/11/09: Dry cleaning – Printers Style
• 20/11/09: What Katie Price’s Tortoise Did Next
• 14/11/09: This Stuff Keeps me Awake at Nights…
• 07/11/09: Nuts anyone?
• 31/10/09: Capital, Dear Boy, Capital
• 24/10/09: BNP, it’s the one for me – hmmm…
• 15/10/09: India 1 America 1
• 09/10/09: India 1 America 0
• 19/09/09: OFFICIAL: Tiddlywinks, now an Olympic sport!
• 13/09/09: Two Poofs and an Enigma Machine…
• 12/09/09: I’ve been probed you know – WEY HEY!
• 04/09/09: No smoke without Fuhrer
• 29/08/09: On me ‘ead son!
• 23/08/09: Mans-laughter charge, is Jackson’s Dr. goin’ down?
• 15/08/09: Fit for nothing
• 09/08/09: You’ll have to bear with me on this…
• 07/08/09: Go with the floe appeal
• 01/08/09: Jeff Beck – Brush with The Blues
• 01/08/09: Go with the floe
• 25/07/09: Michael Jackson’s excrement sold on E-bay!
• 18/07/09: Last post!
• 11/07/09: School – the best days of your life?
• 04/07/09: Oooh that’s bad!
• 28/06/09: And some fell on stoney ground
• 27/06/09: Balls on grass? Oooh yes please!
• 19/06/09: And a white wine for the lady
• 12/06/09: Nothing works faster than Anadin – so take nothing!
• 05/06/09: The batsman Holding – the bowlers Willy
• 05/06/09: Sticks and Twigs (rain stops play)
• 04/06/09: Stick and Twigs (part three)
• 04/06/09: Sticks and Twigs (part two)
• 03/06/09: Leather on willow or Sticks and Twigs to you and me (part 1)
• 25/05/09: Up the Andes by ferret
• 21/05/09: Burn’s night cancelled
• 12/05/09: Message via Arthur (two sheds) Jackson re ripping and tearing
• 07/05/09: Quantitative easing: A license to print money.
• 02/05/09: Tex Mex is off the menu
• 28/04/09: Does the Pope use Persil?
• 27/04/09: Eat the elderly, feed the unemployed – recession solved!
• 27/04/09: Well slap my thighs and call me Brenda!